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Hier schreib ich mal rein was noch s alles im Kalender steht.
Kann ja mal jemand übersetzten, da ich nicht so enlischbegabt bin.

14.1.2002 Yuri`s hair transplant deemed failure. Swears vengeance

10.2.1995 Haoc comes out of the closet. His beedroom closet with the broken lock. What were you thinking?

5.5.2000 the american table association names tanya "favorit person to lean over a table"

17.8.1968,Luther, after traveling thougt a zime portal from Lands of Lore III,lands in the middle of a hippie love-in. Decides Gladstone isn`t worth saving afer all.

18.10.1947 Tanya killed her first Soviet Conscript. First recorded instance of "Shake it Baby!"

19.11.1978 Kane takes up disco. Threatens the life of any one who claims it sucks.

7.12.3010 Fistst gamer actually finishes Legend of Kyrandia III without cheating. Threatens to kill inventor of "chees puzzle"