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Altes irishes sprichwort
in life there are always 2 things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick
if you are well there is nothing to worry about
if you are sick there are 2 things to worry about
either you get well or you die
if you get well there is nothing to worry about
if you die there are 2 things to worry about
either you go to hell or to heaven
if you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
if you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends that you don't have time to worry!
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What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others 
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers! 
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Sometimes there is a sunset. In that sunset is cottage cheese.
It doesn't burn, because it's made of tar and asphalt. Eat it if you want head worms.
They know what you're thinking.
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