CnC Foren - About Alcohol

Zitate zum Thema Alkohol und Cocktails

Mir reicht ein Drink, um betrunken zu werden. Ich weiß nur nicht, ob's der dreizehnte oder vierzehnte Drink ist.
Robert Burns

Glück bedeutet einen anständigen Martini, ein anständiges Essen, eine anständige Zigarre und eine anständige Frau ... oder eine unanständige Frau - je nachdem, wieviel Glück man verkraften kann.
Robert Burns

Sir, wenn Sie mein Ehemann wären, würde ich Ihren Drink vergiften.
Lady Astor zu Winston Churchill
Madam, wenn Sie meine Ehefrau wären, würde ich ihn trinken.
Winston Churchill zu Lady Astor

Auf den Alkohol - die Lösung und der Grund für alle Probleme des Lebens.
Homer Simpson

Wer hat's denn eilig?
Robert Benchley als Antwort darauf, dass Alkohol ein "schleichendes Gift" sei.

Ein intelligenter Mann ist manchmal gezwungen, sich zu betrinken, um Zeit mit Narren zu verbringen.
Ernest Hemingway

Eine Frau hat mich zum Trinken verführt, und ich besaß nie Höflichkeit, ihr dafür zu danken.
W. C. Fields

Ich trinke nichts stärkeres als Gin vor dem Frühstück.
W. C. Fields

Kein Tier hat jemals so etwas schlechtes wie die Trunkenheit erfunden - und keines so etwas gutes wie einen Drink.
G. K. Chesterton

Du bist nicht betrunken, solange du auf dem Boden liegen kannst ohne dich festzuhalten.
Dean Martin

Ich trinke kein Wasser. Ich trinke nichts, in dem Fische ficken.
W. C. Fields

Lehne niemals Wein ab. Es ist eine seltsame, aber allgemein anerkannte Meinung, dass jeder, der keinen Wein trinkt, ein Alkoholiker sein muß.
P.J. O'Rourk

Erlauben Sie Kindern nicht, Drinks zu mixen. Es gehört sich nicht, und sie nehmen zu viel Wermut.
Fran Lebowitz

Wenn mich jemand fragt, ob ich Wasser zu meinem Scotch möchte, antworte ich, dass ich durstig bin und nicht schmutzig.
Joe E Lewis

Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass wir Wasser trinken, hätte er nicht 85% davon versalzen.
Stephan Graf, 2002

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Benjamin Franklin

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take a strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.
Winston Churchill

The Americans are a funny lot; they drink whiskey to keep them warm; then they put some ice in it to make it cool; they put some sugar in it to make it sweet, and then they put a slice of lemon in it to make it sour. Then they say "here's to you" and drink it themselves.
B. N. Chakravarty

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
Alec Waugh

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
Hermann Smith-Johannson, 103-year-old cross-country skier

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Art Buchwald

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.
James Thurber

If all be true that I do think
There are five reasons why we should drink:
Good wine - a friend - or being dry -
Or lest we should be by and by -
Or any other reason why.
Dr. Henry Aldrich

I drink every known alcoholic drink & enjoy 'em all. I learned early in life how to handle alcohol & never had any trouble with it. The rules are simple as mud: first, never drink if you've got any work to do. Never. If I've got a job of work to do at ten o'clock at night I won't take a drink until that time. Secondly, never drink alone. That's the way to become a drunkard. And thirdly, even if you haven't got any work to do, never drink while the sun is shining. Wait until it's dark. By that time you're near enough to bed to recover quickly.
H.L. Mencken's rules for drinking

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.
Will Sinclair

Martinis should always be stirred not shaken so that the molecules lie sensuously on top of one another.
W. Somerset Maugham

I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
Dorothy Parker

Here's to bein' single...drinkin' doubles...and seein' triple!
Anonymous

I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very well made.
James Bond

Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and a true one, A cold beer - and another one.
Lewis Henry

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds
Ernest Hemingway

Here is what I have seen to be good and fitting: to eat, to drink and enjoy oneself in all one's labor in which he toils under the sun during the few years of his life which God has given him; for this is his portion
Prediger 5,17/18